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Nedi sightings are on the rise! Here’s four ways to spot the Nedi and get a prize!
1) IN THE WILD
The Nedi was left alone too long with the label machine and, well . . . needless to say, things got out of hand. (Better that than with the copy machine, we suppose . . .) Anyhoo, long story short, he’s gone and put his stickers up all over the great outdoors. If you come across one, do yourself a favor and just keep walking – or we suppose you can scan the QR code for a prize.
2) OUT AND ABOUT
The Nedi was most recently spotted zipping around the ice at Evergreen Lake – until he ran amok with the zamboni. Word has it he hightailed it to Mount Sanitas before animal control arrived. We’re heading there tomorrow (March 4th) to check it out. Are you coming?
3) ON THE TOWN
The Nedi is way too excited about our upcoming 5th birthday. (If it weren’t for Shuteye Chai, he wouldn’t sleep a wink.) So we’ve given him some busy work to help cool his jets. At an undisclosed time and location (because that’s his M.O.), the Nedi will be handing out party favors on Pearl St. here in Boulder. We’ve got no idea what he has planned – and we wouldn’t put anything past him.
4) ON THE INTERWEB
The Nedi is a complete laggard when it comes to technology and understandably so – he’s literally been living in a cave for the last century. Case in point, he still uses carrier pigeons to communicate. That said, apparently he’s somehow managed to figure out how to hide a picture of himself on a website with a special offer. As soon as we find it, we’re taking it down.